I'm your average part-time God and full-time joker.
“I’d like for to address me as Sir from now on”
“You forgot to say Sir. Do I have to punish you already?”
“I’m sorry Sir. No, please don’t.”
“Every sentence should end with a Sir. Don’t make the same mistake again babygirl. You will be punished the next time you make a mistake”
Bat my eyelids for you, you think it’s cute?
I know you fancy me like I fancy you.
But my awkwardness is no match for your grace.
So I learn a little from you every time.
Reward me for my dedication, punish me when I’m naughty.
I know you crave for me like I crave for you.
But your cynicism is no match for my naivety.
So I teach you to love a little more every time.
Keep me safe in your arms when I’m vulnerable , cuff me when I’m arrogant.
You know who I am.
You know who I am.
